Jokes Corner

Jr. NTR: Babai my mobile balance is exhausted, plz recharge my mobile.

Balaya Babu: no probs, abbai, switch on ur Bluetooth and I will fwd my balance.

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Jr. NTR: IIT ki opposite word yenti Babai

Balaya: UU coffee Ra

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jr. NTR: Uncle what is the name of ur newly constructed college

Balaya: it is ‘Balayya Medical College of Engineering’

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Jr NTR: Uncle did u say I LUV U to anyone.

Balaya: I said it on the sets to many, but they responded as ‘I 2 luv u’ and I was thinking, who the 2 are.

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Jr NTR: wat babai, did u purchase a new chair?

Balaya: no abbai, when I went to an audio release function, they said to “ Take Ur seat’ and so I brought it home in my land rover

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Junior NTR: babai, y did u not run in the race, when the referee counted 1 2 3 start.

Balaya: my number on T shirt was four and so I was still waiting for my turn.

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Balayya is remaking TITANIC as

“Samudram lo Sanyasi”. In the end he doesn’t die but swims across the ocean with heroine in one hand and….

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TITANIC on other hand.

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Kannayya ur son is dead.

hearing this kannayya jumps

from 50th floor..

at 35th floor he realizes “i dont have a son”

at 25th floor “i’m not married”

at 3rd floor “SH*T I’m not kannayya. i am Balayya..

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ATHADU DIALOGUE:

Nuvvu padivelu ichina S.I. ki nenu laksha rupayalu istha

Balayya cinema chusi poyadani raasestadu..

polam kavalo pranam kavalo telchuko.

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Balayya interview-

Interviewer: Jnr NTR ki accident enduku ayyindi?

Balayya: While driving, maavadu brake kotta boyi thoda kottadu dhoola theeripoyindi na kodukki

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Ticket Seller: Boss , no one is ready to buy tickets for Balakrishna SIMHA .

Owner: Sell it at Rs.1 each

Ticket Seller: Boss we will not get any profit.

Owner: Once they entered into theater, after 10 mins Start selling “EXIT” tickets at Rs.200 🙂

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JR NTR: Babai, 2day I got a different Msg. Den my mobile got switched off.

BAA:Amazing, whats dat msg??

JR NTR: Battery low…..

BAA: Wow nice Naku forward chey 🙂

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BAA: Eroju nenu oka manchi pani chesanu, chima water lo padite tessanu.

JR NTR. Bathikinda

BAA: Water baga tagesindi ani potta nokkanu….chanchindi 🙂

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Once a donkey kicked BAA and ran away.

BAA: Started chasing and found a Zebra n started beating n saying “DRESS MARISTHE GURTHUPATTALENA?”

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NASA sent balayya to Moon..BAA got into the rocket, after going half the way BAA jumped back shouting “Idiots, 2day is AMAVASYA, There will be no moon 🙂

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Boss: Where were you born?

balaya: India ..

Boss: which part?

balayya: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India .

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balayya.jr.ntr were fixing a bomb in a car.

jr.ntr: What would you do if the bomb

explodes while fixing.

balayya: Dont worry, I have one more.

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balayya: What is the name of your car?

jr.ntr: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.

balayya: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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balayya joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

balayya: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!

balayya: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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balayya: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

balayya: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio! ‘

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NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

balayya: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …..

Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.

balayya: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

balayya: An old king’s skeleton.

Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?

balayya: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.

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balayya:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, “I AM GOING”?

FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.

balayya:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain….answer bata ke jaa..

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Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver

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Waiter gives bill to balayya

balayya: “Take my card.”

Waiter: “But sir, this is Ration Card.”

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balayyaJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.

Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,

Dost: Garam pani Q?

balayya: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.

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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word “beans”..

“My father grows beans,” said one student.

“My father cooks beans,” said another.

Then a Little balayyaji spoke up: “We are all human beans.”

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balayya k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:

Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to balayya ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?

balayyani: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai.

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IIIT STUDENTS Intelligence……..

iit , Aieee ,IIIT studnets kalisi boatlo godavari pi veltuntannaru.

madyaloo oka devil vastundi-

devil says — u throw one object into this river -, if i find the object then i will kill u ,, if i cant then i will allow u 2 iiit -Nuzveed campus…….

Aieee student ::-::: eee student throw’s a pen into the river. the devil started the searching and after some time devil found it ….

IIT Student ::-: iit student throw a pin into the river- , the devil founds the pin and caught the iit student…

coming 2 the IIIT Student :::-:: iiit student aaloochinchi aa river loo water kaluputaadu….-….

devil Shocks….-……. ? ? ? ? ….. ? ? ? ?……….

IIIT ROCKSSSSSS……………….. ………………………

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A balayyaji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister….

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A balayya is traveling via train. On his way, he feels the urge to go to the bathroom. So he goes and opens the bathroom door, which happens to have a mirror in the front. The balayya thinks there is another balayya bhaiwaal in there, quickly shuts the door and returns to his seat. 5 minutes later he goes again, only to find the same balayya bhaiwaal. An hour passes away, he’s made 20 trips to the bathroom, only to find that the same person is still there. So he finally gets ticked off, goes to the last

compartment and tells the TC (Ticket Checker) what’s been going on. The TC, which also happens to be a balayya, feels bad for him and promises to throw the bum out. The TC walks down to the compartment with the troubled bathroom to get the resident bhaiwaal out. Few minutes later the TC comes back and tell the balayya “I’m

sorry, I can’t do anything. The guy in there is a railway staff member”.

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balayya ji says I love u to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor.

Girl Friend: What is this?

balayyaji: O ji, I’m falling in love!

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Transferring Files

Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him.

1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.

2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.

3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.

4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option!!

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